Wait a minute--Simmons watches TV?!

The Sports Guy has one of his non-sports-related-and-proud-of-it columns today (not that there's anything wrong with that), which he starts out with the following absolutely hilarious quote:

The bad news: Two days before Thanksgiving, I threw out my back again.

The good news: Any time this happens, I always end up watching a ton of TV.

Man, that guy must have the weakest back in the world!

(Naturally, he goes on and spends the next 4,000 words praising the sewage that is today's network television.)